This week of November,
treat retail employees with grace.
We’re paid minimum wage
to get clobbered with rage,
so shut up before I punch you in the face, you deal-hunting-day-ruining-possibly-scamming-me lunatic.
HAPPY RETAIL SEASON. *throws glitter at you*
passive aggressive family members
"guess i’ll never be a grandma"
"guess i’ll never be an aunt"
"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"
stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.
OKAY IM REALLY SORRY I KEEP TALKIN ABOUT TRANSFORMERS TONIGHT BUT-IVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHERE THEIR HEADS WENT WHEN THEY TRANSFORMED, ESPECIALLY MEGATR-
….wait a damn minute. wait a dAMN-
ARE YOU FUCKIN SRS RIGHT NOW, ARE YOU-OF COURSE THATS WHERE HIS HEAD IS, OF FUCKING COURSE, he S LI ke a litTLE KID IN a giANT PARKA